You must be really fun at parties.

You forget where you’re reading this. Lifehacker is staffed by kids out of college. If you want real life experiences behind a writer, don’t look to an infotainment website designed for people who are bored at work.

Aha but you forgot that Honda didn’t (and doesn’t) know how to build automatic transmissions, so that fancy DOHC V6 is not going to do a whole lot of good when it sends power through the elaborate hamster wheel and rubber band transmission in that Odyssey.

Buying that car for the engine is like dating Roseanne Barr for the sex. Nobody is going to believe that the upside is so great that it justifies being around something that physically repulsive.

Ironically, the car itself is covered in tumors.

Strangely, the town suggested she park by the an area called Renforth Wharf, which does have no-parking signs that the town seemed cool with ignoring.

Found the guy from westchester

Not food, but as a teenager I used to drink roughly 12 Mountain Dew Code Reds a day. Early morning. Late night. Didn’t matter. I guarantee I drank five times more Code Red than I did water. Looking back, I can’t believe that my teeth didn’t dissolve into a fine powder and that I somehow didn’t go blind.

Are we still celebrating the cultural enrichment that comes with letting Muslims live alongside civilization?  

I would love to hear the dealership side of things, dealing with the public is the worst job you can have. Hopefully they will have an article with dealer specific stories sometime! People are nuts and hearing about them would be hilarious!

Like you Tom, I grew up listening to this man. Second only to Led Zeppelin in terms of musical impact for me. His death hit me in a way that I wasn’t expecting.

Dude, drink some water before you click this one.

I dare you to try driving under 80mph while listening to “Cochise.” Can’t be done.

Fuck moving forever. I’d rather lay down and die at this point. Yeah, where I live sucks, but it sucks in a way I can get along with.

Dammit.

I needed a new stereo for my crap old B5 VW Passat, and found the perfect one on our local equivalent of Craigslist (imaginatively called adverts.ie). I can’t remember what the guy drove. It was JDM, and featured lots of shocker stickers for extra horsepower. He was in his early twenties, I would say. I quickly hooked…

To the uber liberal author, from a supposed racist, bigot, idiot, retard, dope, murder (list goes on in a liberal world): I think you meant “President OBAMA FUCKED over Israel? Then amend further: For EIGHT YEARS. You can change it at your convenience :) This was a great article BTW on cars, trucks, ships, boats et…

In LA, wouldn’t that be more like Iranian or Armenian privilege?