I don't have a cat (sadly), but my dogs like to try to 'help' when I work out. Like when I'm trying to balance during a quad stretch, they'll jump up on my legs in an attempt to stabilize me. Or the one time, when I was doing crunches/ab work, one of them came over, put her nose in my face to check out what I was…

If it makes ya feel any better, I am in pretty much the same boat as you. I fuckin hate needles and tend to react very badly to having shots or blood drawn. Its not the seeing them that freaks me out, well okay seeing them does freak me out a lot. But what really causes problems for me is feeling them. In my skin.…

I actually really prefer Santa Claus is Coming to Town over Most Wonderful Time of the Year, but holy crap Beiber. What the hell did you do to that song? And your pants?

Yea, I don't get the whole survives an abortion either, but sure why not weird stuff happens in the medical field all the time. But as a trend thing? As a thing to use as a coming of age/anti-choice propaganda tale? Heck no.

Ok.... so, the girl in this is, what, 15? Maybe 16 or 17? That means she was born/notaborted in the late 90's, well after that whole Roe thing said you can only have an elective abortion up to the point of viability. And we know that the overwhelming majority, if not all, abortions done after that point are to save…

<3<3 Blue Bell <3<3

In my college health class, the prof passed around a fake boob and ball sack that each had spots of cancer in them to help us figure out what it would feel like. The cancers felt like hard little balls like a cyst or rock, they were discrete (as in you could pin point where its edges were) and felt very different from…

I didn't have that guy come to my school, but damn do I remember those barbie dolls from our HAVESEXANDDIE lecture.

I tried to eat a honest to god healthy cereal once. It was some granola crunchtastic something or other. It cracked my effin tooth. Which later became abscessed, caused me boat loads of pain, and needed a root canal.

Dear god. Egyptian Ratscrew. Sooo many memories flooding back from high school lunches. I concur, that game was way more violent making than any amount of Saint's Row, GTA, Oblivion, or BioShock did (and I did some pretty effed up stuff in those games).

Yea, our neighbors did this back when we lived in a military town. They had a beautiful brindle pit mix that we dubbed Romeo because he and our dog would make googoo faces at each other through the fence. We hardly ever saw them since they were officers and kept odd hours besides, but then one day they just were gone.…

Using victim-blaming as a method of rape prevention? Horrible.

I've been doing this to a) get the USPS some more money and b) put the OMG TONS of junkmail we get to a good use.

Ooh, the claddagh rings are beautiful too. We plan on doing what y'all did when we hit one of the big anniversaries as well. But that's a lil ways off lol, we're only at anniversary number 2.

My husband and I went for wedding bands with an engraved celtic knot imported from Ireland from a jeweler called Shanore. It's a 'wedding' knot, even tho there technically isn't such a thing, but they're very pretty and I like the symbolism of an never ending loop of love. You can get em in sterling silver (like we…

Nah, he just thinks women are too stupid to be able to read. I mean how else would they go out with him...

My mother was amazing/horrible about telling lil white lies to me and my cousins.

As a fellow long term unemployed woman, I concur: Fuck you to hell and back, ABC. Particularly the 4th circle where the idea for this sitcom was dragged out of.

I still laugh so hard I cry every time I watch that episode. Hell that picture of the withholding has me cracking up. <3

There is a biological difference between male and female voices, but a lot of the differences we hear in day to day speech, especially in public or in front of stranger/crowds come from socialization. For instance, a lot of women, when answering a phone or introducing themselves will speak at a higher pitch than…