I thought she was dead... 

They mean it ironically.

Mail fraud and election fraud sound like good terms to me as well.

Fuck off with that corporate bootlicking.

Vigilantly justice meted out by a billionaire trust fund kid. Times change. Fuck batman.  

Shhhhhhh! America never had Concentration Camps for American citizens who happened to be Japanese adults, families and children dotted around the United States during the 1940's. If I never learned about it in American public school then it isn’t real.

Amy Cooper knew her actions would either get Christian Cooper killed or falsely imprisoned. She did this because he asked her nicely to put her dog on a leash. This is the act of an evil person. Period. 

Ah, so they just need to use your exact perfect wording or they are a murderer. You must be fun at parties.

He could have died in a car accident. Or he was a construction worker and died in a work accident. The point is that accidents happen and people die as a result. Not everything is a murder mystery.

Bill Barr needs to have his entire career destroyed and then be thrown in jail when Biden Becomes president.

lol fuck off. 

Some people dont assume there are right wing/republican terrorists kidnapping government officials in America. Though they should assume it, because its real. 

“Where’s the Cheetos and mountain dew?”

They all have covid now. 

I second that emotion

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I never played pretend with my parents ever. 

Supposed to? This is a game, not a movie. 

I’m pretty certain Emo is just a haircut.