I suppose asking for a real apology from this particular breed of ghoul is too much to ask, so instead I’m proposing that any time someone issues a “I’m sorry if you were offended” apology, whoever they’re “apologizing” to has the option of tazering them directly in the ballsack.

Sounds like one of those assholes assaulting people for wearing a hat, or attending a political rally he doesn’t support.

lol, Domingo German and Aroldis Chapman are in the same boat as Osuna, and I’m guessing Brett Gardner isn’t stumping for Elizabeth Warren. Meanwhile, Yankee fans were actively assaulting the Astros’ players and fans throughout the series. You couldn’t have picked a worse counterexample.

Correa’s the star of that play because Altuve’s throw was kind of garbage...

I was amazed how bad the Yankees were in the field for this series. Were they this bad all year? I don’t watch AL baseball till the playoff, so I was sorta surprised to see them play such lousy defense. 

And the one true asshole on the team was saddled with the loss today.

That was incredibly savvy! As a baseball fan, how do you not instinctively lunge for the ball there? 

a Nationals vs Astros WS, if you listen careful you can hear the sobs of Fox and MLB execs 

Fans cleared out of the way, but Springer came up juuuuust short on the leap.

Osuna and Chapman got badly beaten.

We want to extend a nation-wide heartfelt gratitude to Houston and D.C. for saving us from a Fall Classic befouled by the Yankees and Cardinals. The Yankee team is stocked with actually decent men, save for the petulant and perfidious Sanchez. For one example, Judge is not only a great player but seems like an…

They can try to cover those tracks, but when you are back on the “horse” everyone knows it.

Oh so its funny when they fall off the wagon, but not when I do?

He’s getting to be more meta world peace than Metta World Peace himself 

Define time - Kyrie 

Honestly this whole thing reads like an Onion article. The fact that it is all real is pretty hilarious, if also bery depressing. I think Kyrie's cosmic brain has surpassed galactic proportions, and now threatens dimensional proportions

Your punctuation and syntax are poor. It reads as if Davis permitted you, the author, to measure me, the reader. One comma—one comma after “Davis”—and you would have had it correct. “Anthony Davis, let me measure you, you coward.”  Or even “Anthony Davis, you coward, let me measure you.”

The headline currently reads:

JFC, the Chinese are evil, not stupid.  The minute Lebron gets a scuffmark on him, all hell breaks loose and they know it.

you really think China was going to physically harm an american icon on their soil? China doesn’t want a war with the USA or to give the rest of the world more ammunition against them. The NBA players were never in nay danger