dougflynnsglove

6/29/19

Sometimes in life, when one door closes, a thousand other doors get slammed in your face.

6/29/19

You wrote all that, but I'd shut the door and closed the curtains one paragraph in.

6/28/19

I wonder if they have too much pride to tank. But maybe if they take it easy enough to just barely miss the playoffs, that’d be the best for them.

6/28/19

If the league actually cares about this, the first thing they would do is try and audit Space Jam 2 Starring LeBron James (oh and Anthony Davis)

6/27/19

Might also be best for the Warriors to sort of tank next year. 5 years of Finals has amounted to more than another whole season of wear and tear.

6/21/19

Kawhi showed up at the game in the 4th inning and left in the 7th, he’s going to LA.

6/20/19

Hi, I’m Direct TV GM, Rob Lowe

6/19/19

If they really wanted to kill Papi, why not just have him check into a hotel as an American?

6/19/19

Now they have to start thinking about how to keep Terry Rozier, and if they can woo Nikola Mirotic or Al-Farouq Aminu in free agency.

6/19/19

Hi Gabe, I think this article exemplifies what is great and frustrating about Deadspin. It is well-argued, well-researched, and a skeptical perspective “without favor or access”. Strictly speaking, the title (which I know is not always chosen by the author) is sensationalist and unfair. They are medical professionals…

6/18/19

Literally every single player gets (multiple) second/third opinions from outside doctors these days to confirm/re-confirm the recommendations of the team doctors. As was well reported Team Durant did. But carry on! It’s 2019, someone must be to blame.

6/14/19

Chris Paul’s major endorsement is with an insurance company, which is the most middle-aged dude thing you can do except maybe stanning for prostate exams

6/12/19

Who cares about sportsmanship. It’s the highest level of women’s soccer, and everyone’s an adult!

6/11/19

I think people are overrating the negative impact of the last few plays from Boogie. In my opinion, all three were close, correctly officiated, but worth the risk of being called for potentially being missed.

6/6/19

6/5/19

I’m sure Golden State would trade a bus ride for one good Looney.

6/5/19

Well, goats can’t read, so unwritten rules are kind of all they have to go on.

6/4/19

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

5/30/19

Maddux cuts me a deal every year on my tax prep.

5/30/19

NBA: Can we find a crazy way to give this star player even MORE money?
MLB: Eh, we can get that star closer in June, right? His price will drop by then.
NFL: BIG CONTRACT! But you won’t see most of the money.
NHL: ...what money?

And this is why the NBA is the best sport.