“I’ll fuck you up, my pretty... and your little dog, too!”

Roar-acle was one of the loudest arenas I’ve ever been inside until this team started winning Chips and priced the real fanatics out in order to court all the techie bros. Now you have a bunch of rich snobs who are only at the game to collect a free t-shirt to give to their house keeper as part of their end of year…

Are we talking about the same NBA where Oklahoma Fucking City has two all-NBA calibre players, the second leading vote getter at the All Star Game plays for a team in Wisconsin and the likely MVP plays for the 5-seed in the West?

“Dios mio! El Ministro es un Padre!” — San Diego

Dateline: October 3, 1956

For the first time since 1662, a Pascal you can wager on.

In my opinion it’s very weird to pose the NBA’s strongly anti-labor cap-and-max system as being something people with pro-labor politics should support.

For such an anti-socialist country, Americans sure do love socialism/communism in their sports with all the salary caps, max contracts, etc.

Insanely Hot take: Go to the game tape.

Every body under 30 is a kid to me. But you happen to be a kid who is absolutely right. Obama’s failure to deliver on his progressive promises and his inability to understand the GOP would never compromise with him is a big factor in voter indifference. People who tout his accomplishments tend to dismiss the…

In the Rays' defense, two Wongs don't make a right.

*Ejects waiter*

Who didn’t shoot? J.R.

They need to put him on the stand, I’m always partial to a grilled Reuben.

Foster’s....Australian for Innocent.

“relievers fighting back at starters who fuck up their ERA by voting for inherited runs scored percentage”

I couldn’t find it online, but my favorite Curry play last night came late, when he stole a pass and, while trying to start a break, gave a high-five to Durant.

Schefter: “Hi, room service? Can I get an order of spaghetti and meatballs and uhhhhhh...”

Kyrie Irving also thinks Imbiid’s orbital issues are complete bullshit.

Yesterday we saw a home run in an elevator shaft drop in the infield and cost the Padres a game partly because after high school in the US pitchers somehow stop being one of the best athletes on the field and need to be hit for and aren’t allowed to catch fly balls. I realize this is a gross over-simplification but…