Is it not common knowledge that the Achilles is like, biologically attached to the calf muscle. Perusing my vast medical library I like to call “Google”, I learned that weakness or injury to the calf can lead to Achilles injuries.

No, no, no. Achilles tears feel like a kick in the back of the ankle, not a kick in the balls.

What’s with the awkward insertion of “EASY MONEY” in there. Can we assume it’s the percocet talkin’?

The irony of the Slim Reaper needing a cadaver should not be lost amidst this merriment.

It happened in reverse order to what you wrote. He deferred the night of the injury, presumable because Myers wanted to shield him from taking hard questions. Then today Kerr offered his perspective.

Not sure what is “compelling” about him other than he became personal friends with LeBron and fills an arguably expendable role in an age of max salaries.

Awesome to see progress breaking ground after so many years of a lack of serious opportunities. Not having the autonomy to make the best choice for yourself about coaching opportunities regardless of what some male authority figure says just sucks.

Nice pull. She seems like an asshole.

Good point. Without knowing the players, I assumed she was one of the players who had never scored in the world cup. She is rightfully taking shit for this and hopefully will realize it and make some adjustment.

It’s also kinda Canadian after Game 5!

Besides the fact this had nothing to do with normal celebration of a goal on the World Cup stage - because it wasn’t, and anyone who says so is just kissing ass and flash their non-sexist cred - how about trying to act like you have bigger goals than crushing a JV team? To be clear, I could give a rats ass about…

A because every action has an equal and opposite reaction, I love Boogie and he is awesome because he said that to you.

So you’re saying he’s the Ark of the Covenant? Look away or he’ll melt your flesh away. A little harsh, but fair.

So true. Also, goaltending a sure bucket is awesome and should be done more often. There's no real penalty because the basket would have counted and it messes with guys because they don't get to see the shot go down.

Team doctors clear a player, the player has to agree and sometimes they don't like D Rose or Kawhi, then the coach decides if they get in the game. It's so simple, unless you live in today's media environment.

It was an amazing real time survey of who knew even basic shit about the game and NBA. Apparently not many in the first few rows....

If players who limp after workouts can’t play them get ready to watch a lot of basketball without Kawhi, Iggy, and Cousins.

All all season long we hear that the regular season doesn’t mean anything and all that matters is winning the championship. Can’t sit here clutching our pearls now that a player risked an injury to win a championship.

Eric Koreen’s is especially bad with expletive misspelled and just sitting out there naked. I guess he must have used up all his parentheses in his user name

Lets be clear, spoiled fans ruined Roaracle. Warriors success however is a sweet, sweet reward for decades in the wilderness and it ruined nothing.