gotta have ‘em to smash ‘em

Some internal contradiction in that definition. Do I mock? Do I ignore?

Brian McCann and Mike Matheny just did slant eyes and fist-bumped somewhere.

Utter heartbreak and devastation? That’s just how you pronounce “Clippers basketball” in their native tongue.

Perfection

(1.1 billion Chinese people + 1 nihao in postgame interview) x $100 Klaw shoes = 1 bazillion dollars

But watch out for sharks when you get there, I guess?

I think the theory is it traps CO in the mask because exhalation is not in a separate system.

That MJ clip makes it clear: MJ was the laser pointer and rest of the NBA were just Internet cats.

Half as many spots for about half as many players seems fair to me.

Just wanted to comment so I could say I commented on an article commenting on a comment that commented on a comment that commented on a comment that commented on a comment.

Actually, the kid’s quote was cut off in the article and is kinda misleading. Here’s the full quote:

The quotes work best if you read Adam Eaton in Jerry Seinfeld’s voice and Frazier is Cosmo Kramer playing dumb and innocent.

People who ask if you’re waiting in line when you are facing away from the cashier and are a good ten feet from the people who ARE in line. Like who the fuck stands in line that way? I’m not impressed with your civility. You gotta take that spot in line and stop asking me stupid questions.

Marcus Thompson of the Athletic kind of put this to rest on the radio this morning. KD clapped back at Broussard. That’s what’s he supposed to do on Twitter. Also KD lost a brother to a violent murder this year could explain his reaction.

Agreed. I’m deeply ashamed how quickly I turn on Curry when he screws up. It takes about 3 doofus headed plays for me to start yelling at the screen that Curry is checked out and has lost it. I really respect Kerr’s articulation of Curry as a both a free spirit who throws behind the back passes in traffic and a...…

Well, at least when they move the mound to right center the Phillies will get some value out of that contract.

Thank you for pointing out what is really overlooked. Ball movement and dribble drive cause fatigure on the defensive end so Duran’s iso ball while super effective scoring doesn’t take enough out of the other team. Same reasoning applies when the splash brothers get stagnant and stay behind the arc. They can light it…

I agree with your diagnosis, Doctor.

And the Punctuation of the Year Award goes to .... “brackets” in: