Things I heard from Trump during campaign season:

Also didn't help how smug Tim Kaine managed to come off in debates with Pence just quietly smiling and nodding thinking "sure, Mr. Kaine, you keep acting smart like an egg-head; let's see how many heartland voters you win over today"

The problem the usual candidates from the Big 2 are running on a lot of vague partison platforms usually with a few talking points about possible policy. So, people don't have a lot of substance to deal with sometimes; that being said, with her career- there was enough to parse over in regards to HRC to show that she…

Sighs… before it gets nasty here, let me just say this: Hilary was never going to win on personality like Obama. Sure, part of that is sexism but part of that problem is Hilary. I still can't tell you why she wanted to be president; at least no more than simply "winning" just like her sociopathic rival.

Um… we rarely fling our poo in public anymore… *checks facebook sees a few memes with blatantly wrong facts, people worshipping stars via astrology and a few racist gif* "look, I never said we've improved much, just slightly more sophisticated"

I'm waiting to see all my Ohio friends post lovely pictures of rolling mountains and hills around the autumn… oh, what rolling mountains or hills though?

Falling Water isn't in Pittsburgh… like at all.

Um… it's called his New Suit, I'm currently tailoring it for him and it will only cost the tax payers 250 million. I wouldn't expect a pleb like you to see it's fine fabric, practically non-visible to the poor man's eye.

So she's the Lena Luther to her father's Lex?

That's the problem with intelligence and ideologies that have inherent factors that place some sort of barrier between you and everyone else. The smarter you are, the more intelligence you have to devote to pardon the barrier's existence (or just admit that barrier is useless)

It's a combo of Scranton PA, western OH, rural Michigan and most of West Virginia.*

Ironically, they're too stupid to listen to facts. That's the type of stupid that only time and the eventuality of the grave can fix.

Stop. Talking. To. The. Troll.

Also, we live in an age where people can share shitty, insincere opinions 24/7 at the speed of thought. Yeah, I don't have to waste my time trying to parse out all the BS once someone starts defending Trump, or the confederate flag, or other things that really should be more or less common sense issues (yes, I value…

Sadly if you run an alt-right blog with enough ad-traffic, you could probably get a press pass to the White House at least one time by the end of the year.

And that Sara chick, who the hell was her letter to? Team Stark? Team Cap? Hell, for all I know, she was writing some D-lister that didn't make the cut like Black Knight.

Black Widows have gone under intense training and are part of a former soviet program designed to create their own badass female assassins. She's slightly more "super" than Hawkeye technically.

Dude's too busy being an iconoclast, can't be bothered with facts. People like him are the reason why assholes roll their eyes when they hear "liberal education" Pontificators who add nothing to the world but their word count.

Hell DC never even based the Joker off of something real like the Gacy murders.

You are not the gimmick poster, we need; but you are the one that we deserve.