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This is what happens when a black guy with too much cheddar encounters a white person with swiss cheese for brains.

I see 2 reactions to this:

He rolled under the dumpster. It’s Nicholas’s guts, and Glenn is OK. If you try to tell me anything else, then I’m gonna be like Hurley here.

oh honey, no.

The Oscars is a four-hour salute to unimportant people who do unimportant things conducted by unimportant people who spend the entire evening telling each other just how important they really are. The only way for it to be even passably enjoyable is for the host to be actually making fun of them all instead of

Yes, yes. But who is Rita Ora? Why is Rita Ora? Who is what why Rita Ora?

In the meantime, [Mila]’s hiring a “granny nanny” to watch Wyatt

THEY AREN’T EVEN TRYING ANYMORE. WHAT EVEN IS THIS.

The only way I could love you more right now is if you were standing in my office with a glass of red wine in one hand and a chocolate bar in the other.

Yup. At least the Jr. Whopper isn’t covered in flies. Been there, done that. Even boxed stuff I would buy sometimes would have maggots or something. It’s devastating to spend all you have on cheap, crappy food, then have that crappy food turn out to be inedible.

I live in a good neighborhood and we’ve got a nasty corner store - they routinely have expired bread and bad fruit/veggies. I called them out on it a few times and they simply shrug and say “someone always buys it” - fine, but it’s 2x the cost of what WalMart sells (that’s 2-3 blocks away or 10-15 minute walk).

That’s really awesome that 2 professional, college-educated, middle-class people who live together have the time and where-withal to buy $120 in meat and food to cook in their $80 pressure cooker. Good for you, man!

That’s assuming everyone has a) a working oven, stove, and whatever other gadgets necessary to make everything, b) the storage space for meal planning, c) the consecutive time to make so much in one sitting, d) the access to the food in the first place, and e) the knowledge with which to do those things. My spouse is

It should be noted, that when you’re poor, fast food is one of the few ‘luxury’ items within reach. You spend your day feeling priced out of the things everyone else seems to be enjoying.
But a burger and fries off the Dollar Value menu tastes good and is within budget.
Even if you know it’s bad for you, poverty can do

Yep. This is why “I can find one thing that’s healthy and cheaper than this other thing! Poor people are just lazy!” doesn’t work. Sure, if you have the time to spend comparison-shopping every single thing on your grocery list, and then prepare all those home-cooked meals in advance, then maybe you can pull off a

There’s cheap food that’s healthier than poor people tend to eat. The problem with it though is it 1) requires more time to prepare and 2) sometimes requires learning at least some basic cooking skills.

If there’s anyone out there that actually thinks being poor is simple, then they deserve a right punch in the face.

When you have money, people go out of their way so you don’t have to spend it. When you’re broke, they squeeze every cent out of you

“why Andrews is owed every damn penny”