Here’s a not-so-hot-take:

I’m only gonna say this once: Where da fuck is Jeremy Lin?

it’s like he’s building a rhetorical case for losing rather than trying to win.

The Raptors suck. Lowry is garbage. Kawhi is as good as gone.

Another year, another Rapture.

Whoever this prankster is, I’d call the police on him.  If it’s true, he probably also has some dead bodies hiding in the basement.  

I just did.  My employer rewarded me with an armed escort out of the building.  :( 

As easy as it is to poke fun at men who fall into these schemes, it speaks to the hopelessness that they feel and the lengths that they will go to find anything, no matter how ludicrous, to find a solution.

I love how the link to Draymond Green’s secret to losing 23 lbs in 6 weeks (no ordinary feat!) was basically summarized as “strict training plan and diet.”

This is why we love rich people.  They get paid to do nothing while pursuing their dreams, while ordinary people have to get paid hardly nothing while sacrificing our dreams.  

Paul Pierce went on whatever show he’s in and said that the series is over, and that Boston had Milwaukee figured out.

As a single father, I read articles about single mothers in the workforce all the time because I feel it relates to me as well.

What is that sign he’s doing in the photo?

Tears from Chris Paul and James Harden are like food for my soul.  

The second clip is definitive Chris Paul - flailing and flopping and extending his legs to trip someone and then complaining to the ref that he’s the victim.

The Warriors are looking fragile.  I love Curry, but he’s always a bit shaky with his health and his consistency during playoffs.  

One last one:

That GIF.  Can’t stop watching it...

“He doesn’t every really change other than to do the same thing a bit harder than usual.”

Bad habits form character that people just can’t break out of.  The Warriors are no exception.