Hot take:  Jimmy Butler is a little bitch.  

Damn.  Just daaaaaamn. 

Seriously though. You spend $300K on a party after winning the World Series and your go-to drink is... Jack and Jameson?

I said it once and I’ll say it again. George RR Martin ain’t finishing the series... at all. I’m not trying to be funny in this, but he went from an overweight, little recognized writer to an honest-to-goodness world-renowned rockstar since the HBO series started.

How did Max Kellerman become second fiddle to Stephen A. Smith?

I cannot... stop... looking... at... that... GIF!

Yes, yes, yes.  A thousand times... yes.  

Remind me why Lebron chose this life?  Seriously... I don’t know. 

I’m offended by this article and that Starbucks has gone out of its way NOT to offend anyone.

I’m all for clapping my hands at a good 50+ point performance but...

I know nothing of Towns personality, but he might not be the alpha-dog-in-your-face-grinder that Butler is or tries so hard to be. He’s still a kid battling emotions and wits against a much older dude that’s been in the league longer.

Carmelo was always a pudgy guy and age has not helped him hide the deficits that pudginess brings to an NBA court. You would think that being traded to multiple teams would give him a chip on his shoulder and fire him up to lose some weight and work on his quickness but...

That was hilarious!  

Dude, why so upset at the Rocket’s horribly style of play and gleeful at their demise? It’s just basketball!  I mean, just because because they play the worst brand of basketball, have the worst combination of jerk-offs as players, and epitomize assholery in its finest and...

I’m no fan of Westbrook, but Beverley is dirty as hell and he should be suspended.  You can’t deliberately try to injure another player and ruin their career.  No honor.  

This is also true, but I’m wondering how much this is based on Apple running off its own steam. These events used to be such a HUGE deal.  Honestly, I’m amazed the interest in these events has lasted this long.

I always wondered about the Fox News bit in hotel breakfast rooms.  Your comment is not an exaggeration. I live in California and it comes out all the time. (Is it a hotel brand standard) Fucking pisses me off that I have listen to that drivel first thing in the morning.

I think we all knew the Cavs without Lebron was this bad.  It’s fairly amusing just to see how bad they are.  

Hooooo, boy. Do I relate to you.

Hooooo, boy. Do I relate to you.