I can almost smell the bitter bile of racism and hate reading the restaurant owner’s comments.  Makes me want to vomit.  

When I’m in a particularly nasty mood, I get very eager about their services and feign interest. “Free solar panel installation? Why yes!”

Don’t those things just disintegrate upon touch?  I’d had to try and pull one out and then it explodes inside my ear.  Ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Say what you want about LBJ or MJ as players, but I respect LBJ a helluva lot more as a PERSON than I will of MJ.  Sure, LBJ has his faults (who doesn’t), but I’ve always respected him from speaking clearly on issues that he believes in and being an active supporter of his community.  He’s not afraid to lose shoe…

I am fully convinced that Tom Cruise wants to die making movies. He doesn’t want to croak like an old man like the rest of us; he wants to go out in a blaze of glory. We are seeing his plan come to fruition.  It’s only a matter of time.  

Your comments are right on.

Uh... Given the numerous comments and likes of how hot the mom/stepmom is, I’m wondering if any Deadspin readers have actually been to SoCal...  Women look like and better everywhere.  

This is why government officials should not negotiate on behalf of the public’s interests.  Stuff like this happens.  

What’s interesting is ever since MI:3, Cruise has been cast alongside a potential leading man teammate (Jonathan Rhys Meyers in Part 3, Jeremy Renner in Part 4 and 5, and Henry Cavill in Part 6). It’s like they’re casting these guys as insurance policy in the event Cruise dies in one of the films and they can still…

Rematch with McGregor. Get it done!!!!

Shut it down.  Done deal.  

I don’t see the big deal about these horny tweets. I get IM’d like this ALL the time by girls on dating apps.

This is a scorcher. A well deserved scorcher.

It was only a matter of time. America’s protection and “security” around its voting systems are archaic. Unless you pay HIGHLY expensive private companies to protect the voting, we’re done. But who’s going to spend that money? A motivated country like Russia and China will do it, and they’ll take over our country…

Gawd. I still remember Vince Carters’ rookie year when he went Game 7 again Bill Russell’s Celtics.  Great game.  

The exchange between the two of them are hilarious.  C.J. could have had some owns of his own and should have gone for it.  It’s fun hearing two active players who are at the top of their game interact.  

This is terrible and tragic and the world is hurt from losing Nia Wilson. 18 years old!

He seems like the kind of that 1) immediately irritates you because he thinks he’s so funny and 2) increasingly irritates you because he can never understand how truly unfunny he is.  

This kind of thinking boggles the mind. I mean, sure, if you think Mr. Rogers was over-the-top in encouragement, I guess you’re entitled to an opinion. But to actually have extended time elaborating on that idea, that’s not voicing an opinion, that’s being... sociopathic.  

That’s rude!  But also... hilarious.