He looks like what would happen if your barber found out that you slept with his wife

It’s fucking totally dysfunctional. It’s that fucking bad up there.

Looks to me like they've been dating "inside" already.

clearly a foot fault

He does. Fuck him and every other two-bit, hack, ambulance chasing, piece of shit, waste of space lawyer in this god forsaken state.

Which makes it insane that these two teams are not getting the Sunday Night Baseball slot, and none of their other games will be nationally televised this weekend.

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

To be fair, the river did stare at that home run for a really long time.

This is ridiculous. When, in the history of the sport, has a butt contributed to any type of difficulty holding on to a football.

You should have kept transcribing. After your quote:

Time will tell whether Bradbury’s watery buttcheeks will be a persistent problem for Minnesota’s passing attack.

Yeah its so boring which is why I remember exactly how she looked, what she said, what she was wearing, how she tasted, how she felt... but I was terribly bored the entire time. It’s definitely not the only time I almost had sex.

Also I went to Harvard and she was totally impressed with that. I didn’t bring it up, she…

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.

He may have misunderstood what people were talking about when they said they were dealing with 30-50 feral hogs.

And I would do ANY THING FOR LOVE...oh I would do anything for love...but I won’t douthat....no I won’t douthat 

I think a “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” is called a Reese’s Witherspoon.

Did you just call Jeff McNeil the best hitter in the game? Bryan Reynolds has the same average as McNeil, but is a handful of PAs from qualifying for the lead. Is he also the best hitter in the game?

This reply is burfict.

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