This is why we can't have nice things.

If you're disciplining a one year old, you aren't even fucking trying to parent.

False.

I'll join that team. Look, you want to have sex in a car in the middle of the day? More power to you. But sometimes someone will see that and be offended. And, yeah probably the whole thing centered on the cop thinking he was a john and she was a hooker. But if they were in fact having sex in a car in a major urban…

Talking to a lawyer. He said once a complaint has been called in on you it is then probable cause for an officer to ask for your ID. And you must comply.

Half right. The police can not demand ID *without cause*. However, if the police are questioning you in connection with a reported crime as a suspect (as was the case here) then yes, they can demand your ID, and detain you until you cooperate.

Knowing your rights should include knowing when they apply and when they…

Doug, shorts, flip-flops, and a red 360 Modena. About what I expected.

Oh, and Philadelphia is just a terrible place for anybody. /justyankingyinzchainsoverder

I don't think it contradicts it at all. Some NFL employees could have seen the tape on the casino's own monitors, reported back, and the higher ups decided they'd rather have plausible deniability than request their own copy.

I like it, and I'm sure it's wonderful to drive, but my brain immediately said, "Huh. It sorta looks like a

Sorry but this looks like a cross between a Mazda and new Kia design. In other words it looks more or less like what a "car" passes for these days in the same ways that most lozenge-shaped thing on wheels in the 90's is also what passed for generic design back then.

It's a Volvo?!?!?

In trying to think of a word to describe the way in which Goodell has handled this case, "clusterfuck", was the best I could come up with, and I think that's being generous.

A gay man showering with a bunch of straight men is nothing like a straight man showering with women. Maybe it would be if we lived in some kind of alternate universe where gay men were constantly sexually assaulting and degrading straight men, but until that happens, you need to get the hell out of here with that.

Why Your Team Sucks: 2014 Manchester United

Given the machinations behind Dempsey's trip to Seattle, doesn't it seem likely that Jones had a hand in picking his destination? Something like, "I'm cool with either Boston or Chicago?"

Yeah, but think of how fuckin' good the speech would have been if they'd won.

The internet: where you can get yelled at simultaneously for being pro and anti-rabbit because of the same article!

Also, the spot only highlights how much he loves watching his team ("...we really need this field goal..."), and not college football in general. So why does this increase in programming lead to a breakdown of the traditional family unit? Is Oregon playing 480% more games now? And why am I analyzing a poorly-thought…

Where the fuck does this guy live if he's watching an Oregon night game in broad daylight.