You don't like MLS. We get it.

Certainly wasn't Stern... that was Rush all the way... Or Beck. But I know Howard Stern's voice quite well and that was certainly not him!

Yeah that shit definitely wasn't Stern. That voice isn't making a woman orgasm anytime soon.

Henrique! It's Over!

Is that a New Jersey Devils tat on his left arm!? Love it.

Hard to argue that there was a more signature moment for the Devils from all those great Stanley Cup teams than the colossal hit Scott Stevens put on Eric Lindros in 2000.

Scott Stevens and Bill Goldberg after the Devils won the 2000 Stanley Cup Finals.

Scott Stevens and Bill Goldberg after the Devils won the 2000 Stanley Cup.

Why is this even a mystery? GT3 RS's are ultra rare even at my Porsche region's track days and concours. It can't be that hard to pin down who has a white and red GT3 RS within 100 miles of Weddington, N.C.

I call BS. prove this happened with newspaper articles or court records. who is to say I didn't slam on the brakes for a dog in the road. you should have had a safe distance to the car in front of you

It is a Roding Roadster, it was on Tech Toys 360

Oh poor you...

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.

But, being serious, the premise of this article, to me at least, is flawed. And yes, I realize the hook is firmly in my cheek, but still.

This is exactly why I can't stand college football. Refuse to watch it. The route running? Puhlease. Watching a far superior Jaguars/Browns game in December is where you'll find me.

The Devils getting their pick back is horseshit but other teams doing the same thing- i.e. Philly with Chris Pronger; Chicago with Marian Hossa- and not getting punished wasn't horseshit?

First to arrive at the Pistorius home: Dr. Johan Stipp.

TOO MUCH OPPO, PARKER. TOO MUCH OPPO.