I remember reading one of Roald Dahl's autobiographies about his one armed father using a fork with a knife on the side. My thought was always, how could you use it and not cut your mouth to shit?

Where have I seen this before...

Just be happy Chris Hansen didn't show up at the end.

I was 100% going to buy the white model when it came out later this month. Now, I think I'll stick with my white 3GS. I was also going to buy my brother an iPhone 4 for his high school graduation present but now maybe I'll just eBay a 32GB 3GS for him and have him save his upgrade for the iPhone 5. It's only 11 months…

My iPhone signature is "sent from the future via DeLorean." Never had any problems with that.

What a terrible, terrible interview. I feel bad for Andrews just reading that drivel.

Did you purposely leave out hockey?

@ArkansasFred: But what about the right to arm bears?

MTV's new fall hit:

After reading this paragraph:

This only makes me happier that I'm waiting for the white model. My guess is the lines will be at most 1/4 the size.

Chapelle's Show

"Apparently, he was only so-so in bed."

@Pretzels: You obviously don't watch many skate videos.

Very cool.

Fuck that.

I honestly can't see this happening for exactly this reason, "This sounds very ludicrous, because there are a good number of people out there still running 2.x software, because they never bother to connect their phones to their computers after the initial setup."

I am not convinced the creature on the right has female reproductive organs.

Is there still no information on the availability of the white model (obviously without a reservation) at the Apple store on Thursday?