My Volvo has a similar feature for those walking next to it.

This one.

oh no ban cars that have crashed

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I think he’s referring to the millennial trend of putting ones genitals through the hole in a chain link fence. Bragging rights if they don't fit.

Why would you want to burden him with one of those? Don't you think he deserves to have a good time while riding after his years of service?

And in a piece of good news, Gawker lost a $115M lawsuit against Hulk Hogan.

“Experts”

Good thing the car didn’t uddersteer.

Dear NASCAR: