Barely spent any time on AVC the past couple days because I've been thoroughly enjoying the Avocado. So thank you, people who run that.

The Constitution = The First & Second Amendment (as long as neither apply to black people)

Not gonna argue with that. If I had a nickel every time I heard some 'alpha-male' say "Man, Idiocracy was so right, this is why we have to stop letting dumb people have babies," I'd be a rich man.

Hmm. This is an interesting take. I enjoyed the shit out of 300, but I was also 14. Looking back, I was probably convinced, at least temporarily, that eugenics is super rad. But I think if 300 influenced the world in any way, it's the use of slow-mo in action scenes. The politics, TO ME, seemed too far removed from…

Do you only comment on these articles?

I think The Spy Who Shagged Me was still pretty funny, at least from my memory. Goldmember was when it truly jumped the shark for me. I remember watching it and when the Osbournes showed up during the dick joke montage I was like "oh christ, I'm 11 and even I know that this is awful." The series went from being a…

I'm a tad disappointed in everyone's assumption that steroids and required to get into really good shape, even at an older age. Kinda completely shitting on a lot of hard work put in by Brolin.

AND DID ANY OF THEM FUCK LIKE A MILLION WOMEN?

Ted Mosby was actually Andrew Laeddis.

"Kids, I shouldn't have taken those quaaludes last night, I pretty much got the story of Barney and Robin's wedding totally wrong. Let's try again. It'll be much shorter."

The Goatse Story

Here's a better idea: instead of making a spinoff, remake the fucking ending so that it's not goddamn awful.

You should send them a letter and ask. But where to get the stamps…

This is why they're going under. No one even knows wtf they are, lol.

It's true, we don't!

OF COURSE YOU TELL ME THIS NOW.

It's not his fault that his throat is so tight.

Like most streaming services, it really should've just been a $3 Amazon add-on.

On a serious note, is Bajillion a good show worth watching? I'm sure it'll end up on Netflix or Hulu or something.

What's next? Leesa goes belly-up?!