The patch for this should be that any NPC with that background also has amazing skills so you have to make a moral decision about whether working with a pedophile is worth it. 

Ah yeah that’s weird. I almost couldn’t find the content of your post because of all of the ads. Hopefully the tunnel doesn’t start shaking and all them shits are falling out around you leaving nasty ass holes.

Ah, the Rapid Live Service Death Spiral continues:

I’m very excited for you to continue watching and get some (but not all) of your answers. 

Twist: they kept asking him for things forever.

If PS5 is your first Playstation console it’s a pretty sweet deal.

Kotaku is a shell of it’s former self and it’s sad. It’s fallen from grace so fast and so hard.

just waiting for confirmation on Mario remasters like

Come on dude, the brick and the money gun are cool

Breathe, hon.

Odd Future probably had a lot to do with it. They wore that shit a lot back in their early days.

“Fun” fact they’re selling toothpaste this season and everything.

This fascination with Supreme has always confused the shit out of me. Never in a million years did I think that overpriced skate shop down on Lafayette would go on to be an over-hyped global brand.

He knows exactly what he’s doing: distracting from the 1.2 million new unemployment filings announced this morning

I like to think of his Tweets as “Exhibits A through ∞.”

I mean it was probably Obama’s idea for him to pick an African woman VP. They can only throw him a bone, not the whole pot roast.

Same guy who starts dropping “man” and “aint” when he’s addressing black people. Who would’ve guessed.

I can’t wait for Bugsnax to show off the full potential of what graphical wonders the PS3 can pull off!

Yea, it completely borked my ability to view the site on mobile.

I feel like there’s an ongoing competition to make the desktop version more unusable than the mobile version, and then the mobile version more unusable than the desktop version to make up, and so on.