They created Medal of Honor, left EA because they were unhappy, founded Infinity Ward, created Call of Duty, left Activision because they were unhappy, founded Respawn, get bought by EA, end up making Medal of Honor.

I’m genuinely amazed at how Nintendo manages to make their Directs seem out to be Mini-E3s every single time. Yet Sony’s and MS’s attempts seem to not even hold a candle to Nintendo’s viewership.   

Inside Xbox was like taking Sony’s already disappointing formula that they ripped off from Nintendo and making it even worse.

The lesson I learned today was that hooking up with Ellie is not good for your health.

I remember waiting for my mom at the bottom of a slide at Action Park, and when she hit the pool, her tits flew out.  So, my scars were only emotional.

He actually didn’t give them direct information. They pulled the spy out of Russia out of an abundance of caution, in case Trump *would* blow his cover by blabbing random shit.

Not to state the obvious, but Metal Slug is built for an arcade stick. It’s... you know, an arcade game.

Ah, I see. So all fighting games. Was expecting a few Metal Slug here and there.

How exactly invisible does your child or finances have to be to have them spend $1000 a week on something and not notice it almost immediately in your account? 

I can’t imagine a worse matchup for the country and our future, but a Biden-Trump-Who-Has-The-Smoother-Brain debate would be fun in a watching a car crash and explode sort of way.

Can you include the time stamps where you observed innovation?

GoatsWii?

Hey Diversionist, you excited to clear out space next to your Wii Fit and Kinect for this new peripheral?

Trump has really helped me understand my own family better and vice-versa...which is so much sadder than it sounds. 

Daemon “cross” Machina.

or 3) your parents parlay it into your 15 minutes (or more) of fame. The kid gets a DeMarcus Lawrence jersey for Christmas, parents contact the Cowboys public relations people and arrange a whole thing where he meets DeMarcus again after a game, gets his new jersey signed in front of media people, goes on the Today…

Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

This is bullshit. I play 2k20. I will not put in a single dollar beyond the purchase price.