Nobody here gonna bother to talk about the most anticipated feature of the new update?

Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so alike. I’d like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you but I think you’d be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me…

Asking for a friend?

RNC 2020 Climate Change Platform: “Very soon, we’ll bring the sun to you”

I cannot put in words how exciting this is to me right now! This game has gotten so far, I’m really happy that they turned this ship around. Every big update is just a cornucopia of new options. 

I'm all for spelling, punctuation, and effective sentence structure.

Get the cups pixelated and it’ll be fine.

What if it’s 3 small titans then as a squad you can combine into a Megatitan that all 3 of you have to coordinate to pilot. It’d be the least powerful thing in the game as each leg tries to go a separate direction and the person with the arms flails wildly trying to suggest they turn.

Sanders shot back: “It’s not a business!”

Fox News tonight;

I mean up till now, multiplayer maps have been static dioramas frozen in time. To have dynamic events play out in the map, and to see things unfold over time, it’s something new. I don’t remember another shooter based game doing this. This kind of thing has been locked behind the inaccessibility of MMOs. So now this…

It makes even less sense to put it in the part of the game without any players.

They are! It being an exclusive, contest-only limited edition, I had completely forgotten its existence.

There is not a single reason to fly to Tulsa unless someone is paying you

“Yo, I don’t know anything about Titanfall, but why not call it “random” and start a rant without any clue whatsoever, right guys?”

DID YOU JUST TIME TRAVEL AGAIN.

“Letting” Nintendo release the DKC games? Nintendo owns them outright, though. The only one that would need negotiating is Donkey Kong 64 because it uses Jetpac. 

Oh, no, not the guy from The Emoji Movie!

It’s also about FAMILY.