Meeeeeeeee!

the amount of apologetic articles appearing about this fucking game is worse than the tedium of playing it

Original Dark Sector basically became Warframe, so at least we got that.

read what you just wrote out loud to yourself

“when you play this game in the future”

Does it... Trigger you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

This game should not exist. I said it. I know it’s cool to make fun of people for feeling entitled, but hear me out.

Dads, lock up your daughters...

Is... is that the render distance for Minecraft Wii U?

“Souls? Mr. Zurkon does not need souls. His only currency is pain.”

Doesn’t 4 new maps double the launch map count?

He’s just all oiled up to keep his opponent from grabbing him.

Eh not as bad as Microsoft claiming Borderlands 1 with no DLC is worth $40.

Try having just a PS4 with PS+ and getting to enjoy Indie Platformer 17. Every. Goddamn. Month.

Only if you promise to stick to shutting the fuck up.

Channel Orange starting with—objectively the best sounding thing in the world—the PS1 boot, and the beginning seconds of Street Fighter 2, might be my number one choice for the marriage of video games and hip hop. There is just so much to choose from though.

Clearly this is a weapon to surpass metal gear.