Hate to be that that guy, but read the article.

It’s on purpose.

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

To every point I say: damn skippy. You can pry my 720p, off-contract 2013 Moto X from my cold, dead hands.