That’s nothing. During pregame warmups, Newton was heard telling his teammates, “Time to fire up the Hindenburg!”

Mike Leach is a genius. Dude invented the concussion shed that is now on the sideline of all NFL games.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Excellent article. I question why the NFL would allow an avowed Giants fan, whose family has had season tickets for 60 years, who has a shrine to Eli Manning and Phil Simms in her Giants colors painted sports cave, rule on any case involving the Giants or their rivals-especially in a matter as important as domestic…

Lots of good lines, but I am shocked no one pointed out these Eagles season ticket holders in the clip.

Ewoks booing the Force ghosts of Yoda, Anakin and Obi-Wan.

There’s actually a third Eagles reference that spans the entire movie franchise: Did you know that none of the Star Wars films have ever won a Super Bowl?

I don’t know, man. Rogue One ends with hope for the future.

Oh, you said the last two movies. My bad.

Wait...Mike Carey used to be a ref? I thought he was part of some kind of post-concussion syndrome hiring program.

You know what would really save money? Not hiring the talent of the hottest Broadway show to sing for you for no real reason

R-E-D-R-U-B...

It was so clearly no good.

Do you think Goodell actually says “Bring out the Gimp.” when they need Peter King’s services or does he merely think it?

So Andrew McCutchen pays about $20,000 per month not to live in Pittsburgh?

Really, Eugenics is where you go? Troll much?