Wouldn’t he really rather have a Buick? (which also happens to have sold a car called the Century)

For the same base price you could get more than 7,000 Pop Tarts.

Its those judgy instructors that may not recognize your “journey” from a size 0 to a size 00 and just ignore you instead of giving you a shout out.

I hate how aspirational this commercial is.

The real change is... ON THE INSIDE.

For the people who want to pretend they live in a dystopian future where all the real dogs perished in the recent nuclear holocaust there is the Sony Aibo.

The rest of you can get a real dog (hint: get it from a rescue center, don’t buy puppy mill dogs which can have physical and mental issues) or start your own…

I don’t drive an iPhone

I really don’t care, do u?

oops I missed that it was you who wrote the article, sorry!

Yeah, but they’re the weird gothic kid in art class who’s older than the others and has seen this before and know where it leads.

Gallows you disingenuous pillock:

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

You’ve explained why Apple and Qualcomm should care, but why should I care? No matter the outcome there will always be endless corporations willing to sell you cellphones. If it somehow set a precedent for the end of software patent trolling that would be nice, but this isn’t even that.

I mean....I described it as irrational. How does one explain it better than calling it irrational?

I was pretty “meh” about these for a good while, “What’s the problem?” ... till I had to get through to Santa Monica one day not too long ago.

I feel like the entire article overlooked an important detail in the original question:

are you my dad?

I Rode an E-Scooter as Far From Civilization as Its Batteries Could Take Me

You didn’t leave society for the wilderness, you just ventured into the “The Housewives of Marin” territory.