I got my current vehicle from AutoZone in Las Vegas. They only deal in salvage titles, and they do it very well - upfront and transparent and no-pressure at all. When it came time for a test drive, after the usual ID check, they just handed me the keys and said, “here, take 30 minutes, an hour, whatever. Seeya!”  It…

Thanks for posting that article. Fascinating! All my buddies (who were all smarter than me) in the Bay Area were talking about Hypercard, and I still didn’t have a “personal computer” yet!

Fun! Like one of the first EPKs, really.

“apply”? Like makeup? And hopefully the dropped apostrophe at the end of “Jesus” is their screw-up. (Although if it’s yours, it’s still funny!)

A simple [/satire] tag would have sufficed.   :) 

Always hated that stupid blue-and-white extreme checkerboard closeup logo anyway, even when I had a Z4, 328 and 435. Why put a color at all?

Straight outta that movie Robots!

Omg, I gotta bunch of great belly laughs!

Promising. The lines are pretty cool from a lot of angles. And it’s a great concept allowing a realistic use of an electric. Also great that someone decided to actually care about the acceleration curve a bit, instead of going with trying to be literal with the term “breakneck”.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHK FIGCK FIUCK FUCK FUCK!

True, I’ve seen you call the Half 2CV “dumb”, and it still comes off as loving!  Good rant, by the way. 

Wait, was that a false equivalency or just a complete non-sequitur? Hard to tell...

Aw hell, they also gave us Bach, Oktoberfest, Porsche, BMW and Mercedes! (Among other things.)

Fugly AF

No wonder we can’t seem to grasp major issues like climate change, grave social inequalities and the perilous balance between the word’s nuclear powers - we can’t even get past leggings, for fuck’s sake!

And I thought I had a fun job...

Was just going to write EXACTLY that. I also live in SM, same story. A year ago: “Oh, how cute, whatever.” Now: In everyone’s driveway or yard or street corner (where I’ll always kick them down to hopefully get run over by a F150 or Hummer2).

Yep, not a problem in the least. In fact, I enjoy seeing some of the names they come up with. Some were hysterical, and I even appropriated one for myself when I moved.

Are you crazy???? The fucking world would end!!!

Wait, are we actually talking about this?