Before these old wives tales come up, I’m going to try to address them in one post.

Is this super ambitious? Yes

This argument has been gone over so many times.

They’re just jealous of Tesla. Here’s Maserati’s total sales figures since 1998. Even in Maserati’s best years, they are still being outsold by Tesla nearly 2 to 1.

To be fair, the only luxury EV anyone should be worried about is whatever Porsche cooks up - but he doesn’t even mention them.

You guys post stories about Nascar racers wrecking each other all the time, practically condoning it even, and then publish posts on how to take out people in clown costumes using a car! Yet THIS gets an editorial “no”?!

Nobody is feigning it.

Um, he’s wearing a microphone. And yet he still said all that.

Somebody put this fucker into a wall

So another semi-literate redneck is actively voting against his own interests.

Some facts for those that are unaware of kitesurfing stuff:

Even if he had wiped out, I’d still give him credit. You can’t win on every play in every sport and you don’t learn unless you fall.

More like hurriCAN

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

I’m proud to admit that I have this poster hanging on my wall, because I am a nerd.

Can you imagine being hit by a fruit fly travelling that fast?

Mustangs don’t go for rockets, they prefer crowds

Does any one have an explanation for the dark thing that flies over the rocket, coincidentally just as it bursts into flames?

One more car made slightly more professionally of sticks, and available for purchase:

One car made slightly more professionally of sticks!