I only have one distinct memory of my girlfriend playing GTAV. I drove through the fencing in a cow pasture, which let them loose. I chose the only reasonable response: I shot the cows. She chastised me for being mean, so I gave her the controller. After explaining the controls to her, she promptly shot the driver of…

It took Saints Row 4 to break me of my “follow traffic laws” gaming.

My wife picked it up for a few minutes. She promptly tried to stop at a red light (who does that?) and accidentally rear ended another car. She apologized profusely to the television for it.

there are no “recline” arguments...just shitty people justifying shitty behavior.

What if the person behind you is 6’4” (or taller) and reclining even a tiny bit crushes the shit of their knee caps. Recliners can get fucked a trillion times over.

Really going to miss him. On a grid that is filled with entitled prima donnas, Button is - and has always been - an absolute class act.

The headline was my idea, not hers. And that’s what was meant, but I can see where it was a bit of a misfire. I went ahead and fixed it.

Now seems a good time as any to mention that motorsports reporter Alanis King is your new weekend editor! She’s based here in Austin like me and Stef and will be helping to make our awesome race coverage even better, and writing kickass stories for the weekends. Please give her a warm Jalop welcome.

Don`t tell me how to live my life

Hey Edward, would you please add some water to this chemical concoction that just exothermically reacted even though we have no freaking clue what those chemicals might do when water is poured on it. Thanks buddy, glad nothing went wrong.

Looking at Mary Barra my guess is she doesn’t get shafted much, this should make up for it.

Your neighbor rules.

My neighbor drives a Charger Hellcat and lets me know when he’s gonna do a burnout. He also borrows my engine hoist so he can work on one of his 3 Ford Broncos. I’m fine with my neighbors.

A used Honda without a Hot Air Intake? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS???

Just cleaned my car after 130,000Kms, 3 Sandstorms and Middle-Eastern Weather.

Saleen ran out of money. Like, all of it.

Without it (like the Saleen) it kind of just looks like Voldemort.

Suburbs are boring? Why must you continue to express this erroneous sentiment? The suburbs allow me to have a three car car with a work area, in addition to driveway parking for four cars and side yard for another project. If you're a car guy, you need the proper tools.

Everybody else: “Turn coming up, time to brake.”

Nice to meet you Mr. Durant