Some of our cars already have this "stud deploying" feature.

The progression is a little different for me. I'll spend some time watching F1, drink a Red Bull, and then decide to switch on the Playstation. I guess the major difference is that Mardenborough could make millions from Red Bull, while I end up spending about $2.49 on a Red Bull.

It just goes to show you there is no shortage of cheap bastards in the world.

There is no justice.

Police have a suspect wanted for questioning. Here is an artist's rendering of the suspect:

That kid basically represents how we all feel on the inside while hooning!

I hate to relish this, but his father's metal supply / fabrication facility in Burleson, TX, is nearly completely run out of business because of this, and it PUTS A GIGANTIC FUCKING SMILE ON MY GODDAMN FACE.

Here's hoping that the civil lawsuits bleed his parents dry and they both end up sucking on the business end of a shotgun within 3 days of moving into their cardboard box.

Black Widows often kill and eat their mates after courtship...I'll take my chances.

Fuck the gender gap.

The question we all are hanging on is: did it have a manual transmission? If so we're dealing with elite car thieves, with skills that surpass the average for their profession.

Remember… Anything bad that happen to Guy Fieri is good for America.

Joe will be driving that Z06 in no time, because he as absolutely no chance of becoming President.

9/10. Perfect score if you had finished with "Feelin' Hoony".

Hey there lamppost, whatcha knowin'? You like to see my twin-scroll blowin'. Drifting down the cobblestones. Wishin' that life was like a movie.

Perhaps they mean "non-spec" plastic. Counterfeit plastic would be... wood? paper? pot-metal? the hopes and dreams of child labourers?

Judging by some of these comments, Jalops and Jezzies are far more compatible than we have been led to believe.

Jet Ski and Wave Runner are both registered names to a certain brand. That's like calling all mid size sedans Camrys, instead of Corollas. The generic term is personal water craft. If Toyota decides to turn the Camry into a sports car, then it will still be called a Camry.

one of these days you people are just going to accept that driving skills acquired in game are transferring to real life driving abilities.