Grendel?

Well, if all you need is a VAST knowledge of cars, I guess I'll apply too!

Aren't shift knobs pretty cheap these days? Like <$50?

Saying the Rendezvous is a little awkward is like saying Sloth is a little unattractive.

I'm glad I saw this article. We've been planning to purchase a 2014 Sea-Doo RXT 260 next month, all the bells and whistles as this Kawasaki, but with 260hp instead of 310. Now the acceleration on the Sea Doo is savage, 0-50 in 2.8 seconds. But the Kawasaki is similarly priced, 50 more horsepower, and you get a…

You know how I know this is shopped? He is holding an 88 lb piece of metal with a loose grip and no gloves. 88 lbs isnt alot to lift, but he doesn't have the type of build that could loosely hold it with a smile on his face.

Dear Twitter,

I've rented exotics a few times. Basically you are in and out within 15 minutes. They swipe the card, verify your insurance info, complete the paperwork, then hand you the keys. Only one instance took longer where they called my insurance company to verify my policy would cover a bazillion dollar vehicle.

What is this salty moisture all over my face

Awesome. Like I needed F1 to be any more complex than it already is. Explaining this to new comers is going to be a hoot.

Everyone always says don't stop on the the train tracks. They didn't tell me anything about no parking.

I have a solution:

how do you say "watch this" in Russian.

If the sexy sexy F-Type was a woman, who would she be?

EDIT: I get the joke now :(

Why does your link take me to "Society of Actuaries"? I see no Z06.

I'd hit it.

The Golf R and C30 numbers make me a sad panda :(

Also known as "Steak & Wait" around here.

Everyone I know says Z oh six.