Somehow, BMW manages to sell both the 7-Series and the 3-Series, even though they are both internal combustion cars at wildly different price points.

Stop fat shaming.

My Toyota identified activity would probably be: wasting time on Jalopnik making generally pretty poor jokes.

To be fair, my comment was a dry humor response to a pedantic nit-pick about the CGI in a video laced with impossible ridiculousness. I mean, when a submarine is chasing cars on ice while some guy kicks a torpedo to redirect it and some girl drives hacked cars that have neither Internet / bluetooth connectivity nor…

Plot twist: It wasn’t CGI. They were blanks.

I could hack your ride with a coat hanger and flatblade screwdriver

And this all started over a tuna sandwich...

That ‘long objects’ part is going to get you answers you didn’t want.

it wasn’t fixed. it was neutered.

Here’s my 17 year old shitbox, which while not as old as your shitbox, is still proof that you can buy a Jeep and have it last with little fuss. Tracy continues to fall victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is to never get involved in a land war in Asia. Slightly less well known is to not buy a Jeep…

I think you misspelled Awesome.

“<1%”, bub.

Yeah.. Looking at this VW is like looking up my israeli ex on facebook. Yes, she’s model-thin and gorgeous. And looking at her makes my heart race.

Good thing we only care about auto executive bonuses and not assembly line workers.

No time wasters...I know what I have.

And here is the ad picture......with the obligatory thumb privacy protector TM.

Same car has check engine light that needs a $20 sensor and A/C that doesn’t work but only needs a recharge. CASH ONLY!!! 555-277-4653

Ah, Craigslist, home of the Camero.

Many times, they have new Cadillac converters as well.

Was going to write this exact comment. I defer to you good sir....