I’m no engineer, but I think I have a solution for this problem...

RACISM CARD BONUS!!! +100 Gawker points for you.

NO BLUE-BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

Obviously.

Ohh, yeah, I member Gus! Member Tuco??

Yeah...member Tatooine?

Ooooo yeah, I member Gus Fring , yeah yeah, member Bitch skylar

ooooh member Gus Fring?

*You’re

Legit, he’s probably got about $3,000-6,000 in shocks and springs alone, assuming that these are legit, low mileage, non-abused Kings as the ad would imply. Additionally, I’m sure that there was some real work getting all that custom fabricated stuff put together. That said, there’s a couple of things I don’t think…

This is just footage from granturismo 6. Lmao

Thank you for that image, I’m off to listen to NOFX now.

The ‘78 GMC my dad had rocked a 400 small block, I sat on the fender with my feet on the frame rails to change spark plugs. They came with optional 454s. So the answer can be summarized as this:

Well I just asked my non-car non-race knowledge girlfriend to name some famous RACES. (I was very clear about that, you will see why I’m pointing this out.) So here is some antidotal stuff from a librarian.

Don’t even get me started on this one.

It’s amazing how quickly we shift from “CAN’T BUILD EM FAST ENOUGH” to “WE ARE ALL DOOMED” when it comes to auto sales.

This is why I never understood putting political garbage on cars. Who needs some unbalanced fuckstain keying the car because of some misguided reaction to a fucking sticker.

This is still America. For how long is anyone’s guess.

This. I’m kind of an asshole when it come to keeping the inside of my car clean. Probably explains why none of my friends go to me for carpooling.

She’s a keeper... and the only one who can put up with me. I have, however, identified the root cause and the epic crumb fallout: