As a mechanical engineer, I 100% approve this message.

This was my attempt.

There’s a group of vandals called the Camry Kickers. They kick these dents in every Camry they see.

they both cant keep up to your vape smoking douche bro neighbors beat to hell honda civic, according to him anyway.

Electric car for the mundane. Motorcycle for fun. Problem solved.

I think the back end just needs to be lopped off.... like this

fiesta ST? No.....The GTI is and will always will be the camry of hot hatches. I see a dozen a day driven by every single possible demographic you can think of. Ive never seen an ST driven by someone remotely old or feminine.

Solution in search of a problem. There are enough things on/near the road trying to kill me, I need every bit of focus I can muster to keep myself alive/safe. The last thing I’d want is something to block my vision. Multi-function devices tend to make compromises. I’d much rather choose individual components that are…

Where do you flick to catch the Pokemon?

And the reliability of a 90's Chevrolet.

Ran when walled up. I know what I have! No lowballers. Willing to trade for a couple fridges (trust me, this nickname will catch on) or maybe a cask of Amontillado. Ring 01 3 50743 313599 057 and ask for Pierre.

This calls to mind a kid I knew in High School. It was back in ‘95. My parents (being “cool” parents for once), paid the down payment on a pickup for my first vehicle as my ‘94 Christmas gift. I got a brand new 1994 (year end purchase) Ford Ranger XLT regular cab, SWB, 2.3 Liter four cylinder, 5 speed manual pickup.…

No dude, it was a Challenger, not a Mustang

He could just be smarter than you Jason. He could have fit a squirrel cage type fan the length of the intake, that, geared high enough, is compressing the air. As for the Lamborghini exhaust, just cut two pipes off of the Gallardo headers and it is a well known fact that they will bolt directly to a Mopar Hemi (any…

I worked yesterday (and will today) but Friday I went on an evening back road cruise.

Actually, I think his life will be great now;he will never,ever lose an argument going forward:

She blamed Teslas Autopilot

I got a lap dance from Sierra Myst once. That is kinda the same thing right?

Ditch the feminist bro. Life's much better when someone makes your sandwiches for you.

Based on the first two comments, you calling him the troll is kinda off. Racing to the comments to log faux outrage over pedantry is not a non-troll habit.