At the mototcycle dealerships I’ve worked at, we sort of did this. It was a verbal discussion aimed at identifying just how much experience someone really had, especially if they came in wanting a liter bike, or asking “How fast does it go?” (Though my favorite question we got was, “Do it beat the Ninja?”)

You see. Mexico doesn’t send us their best. They send us their lousy street racers. I’d build a yuuuge tirewall and they’d have to pay for it.

We’ve taken it back!

Excuse me. No alcoholism here. Although I won’t disagree with the mommy issues and I do like Chili’s.

Here’s a typical stretch of the A11. Not really suitable for bouncing off the speed-limiter, is it?

Man, if you’re scared I have no hope.

Okay, two things:

1. RICH E. RITCH
2. In Ohio, hub caps you.

Yes, Tavarish’s word is gospel after all.

lol don’t be mad bro. BMWs are truly pieces of crap and I have preached this since the second day I entered the automotive service industry. constantly trying to reinvent the wheel. even if they were bullet proof except for one system, the cooling system, I wouldn’t buy it based on that alone.

German reliability is the…

You may need this.

3. Why do muscular shirtless men pose next to second-gen Sebring convertibles?

congrats skay... as im lazy ill be skipping the delivery in favor of straight up porn

The car was just angry. A dozen laps and no crowd to plow into, something bad is going to happen.

My mechanic specializes in German cars (I drive a Mitsu). One day I was getting my tires swapped and a woman pulls up in a 2012 Mini Cooper S. She walks in, tosses them the keys, and says something along the lines of “I hear a knocking noise, can you fix it today?” They of course said yes and right after she left he…

Party hearty, Audi!

spit cup, beverage cup.

“I’M LONELY AND HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NOBODY CAN STAND MY BODY ODOR LONG ENOUGH TO BE A PASSENGER IN MY CAR, WHO WOULD EVER FIND THIS INVENTION USEFUL?”

That’s what you sound like.

Your English is on par with the average Gawker commenter for whom English is their native (and only) language, so no apology needed ;-)

Is it possible that this incident showed Bernie the importance of radio communication?

But what about those bastards in front of you on the on ramp who refuse to start accelerating despite the fact that we’re entering a highway whos speed limit is double what you’re doing right now and GODDAMNIT I ONLY HAVE 90 OR SO WHP TO WORK WITH, STOP WAITING UNTIL THE LAST FUCKING SECOND TO SPEED UP TO-