Here’s a typical stretch of the A11. Not really suitable for bouncing off the speed-limiter, is it?

Man, if you’re scared I have no hope.

Okay, two things:

1. RICH E. RITCH
2. In Ohio, hub caps you.

Yes, Tavarish’s word is gospel after all.

lol don’t be mad bro. BMWs are truly pieces of crap and I have preached this since the second day I entered the automotive service industry. constantly trying to reinvent the wheel. even if they were bullet proof except for one system, the cooling system, I wouldn’t buy it based on that alone.

German reliability is the…

You may need this.

3. Why do muscular shirtless men pose next to second-gen Sebring convertibles?

congrats skay... as im lazy ill be skipping the delivery in favor of straight up porn

The car was just angry. A dozen laps and no crowd to plow into, something bad is going to happen.

My mechanic specializes in German cars (I drive a Mitsu). One day I was getting my tires swapped and a woman pulls up in a 2012 Mini Cooper S. She walks in, tosses them the keys, and says something along the lines of “I hear a knocking noise, can you fix it today?” They of course said yes and right after she left he…

Party hearty, Audi!

spit cup, beverage cup.

“I’M LONELY AND HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NOBODY CAN STAND MY BODY ODOR LONG ENOUGH TO BE A PASSENGER IN MY CAR, WHO WOULD EVER FIND THIS INVENTION USEFUL?”

That’s what you sound like.

Your English is on par with the average Gawker commenter for whom English is their native (and only) language, so no apology needed ;-)

Is it possible that this incident showed Bernie the importance of radio communication?

But what about those bastards in front of you on the on ramp who refuse to start accelerating despite the fact that we’re entering a highway whos speed limit is double what you’re doing right now and GODDAMNIT I ONLY HAVE 90 OR SO WHP TO WORK WITH, STOP WAITING UNTIL THE LAST FUCKING SECOND TO SPEED UP TO-

Hey Justin, keep the politics off Jalopnik! Where’s your condemnation of Hillary Clinton? Your Bernie Sanders jokes? Your Johnson Er something. Your Jill Beer Stein puns?

Bruh.... pretty sure it’s a Bugatti.

It’s a Gumball Douche R

However, VW engineering manager Hans Arschloch told Austria’s Motorung that cheat mode was an accidental—if fortuitous—discovery made while testing out the TDI’s twin-clutch (DSG) front-wheel-drive system. Arschloch explained: