I suspect his main contribution to a major league club would be moving some merch.

Trump’s futile attempts to train eagles to attack our “trade enemies” fails miserably...

“I would have ran into that school”

Growing up in Southeast Alaska, for anything smaller than a bear the procedure that is drilled into your head at a young age is “Stay calm; it’s more afraid of you than you are of it.” Paxton appears to have received the same lesson growing up in B.C.

+1 Neil Armstrong

Either he is now an honorary American, or he has been anointed president. I don’t remember the protocol here.

You sure the eagle didn’t land on James Pullman?

+1 generous lover.

1 ball and 2 strokes.

No, I specifically wait for rain delays. It’s why I am so antsy for baseball to start every year.

Let’s put it this way: I wasn’t watching any video of any pitcher.

They cheered for A-Rod??

Whatever it is, it’s very good Kinja.

This is satire, right?

He was called up for his MLB debut 9/7/2014, so based on the rookie contract rules, he would not be eligible for arbitration until 2019 and can’t be a free agent until 2022 unless released by the team. By moving him up and down, they’ve depressed his service time and ability to put up statistics that could impact his…

St. Louis has stockpiled too many outfielders for years and stunted the development of Pham, Grichuk, Piscotty and others. Grichuk was weirdly ping-ponged from the majors to the minors a number of times before they gave up on him. And actually, they’ve done it to infielders, too. Matt Carpenter never knows what his…

“I should be playing instead of that other guy.”

What makes those sorts of people even worse is when they manage to walk in juuust enough of a random wavy line that you can’t figure out which side to pass them on.

The sidewalk walkers that fascinate/irritae me are the ones who can somehow walk at a speed and position which makes it virtually impossible to get around them. It’s not super slow, but just slow enough for you to be stuck in behind. They’re not overly large people, but they leave no room on either side. How they do…

With any luck, one day he may own the Charlotte Hornets of Delaware.