I don’t necessarily disagree with the spirit of what your saying. But I also can’t help but feel you and the horses who agree with you are doing little better than saying “see how cool I am! This book is dumb. I’m hip!”

For a book supposedly devoid of thought...it sure has spawned a lot of thinkpieces.

Where is the downvote option?

Did John write anything funny? Can someone just make it a video. I hate reading.

The funny thing is, people like you (maybe not you specifically) are the same people who tell me Maris and Aaron are the true HR champs.

Again, fuck Pete Rose. Most overrated player in baseball history. And by all counts a pretty crappy person, who personally created and agreed to the major “hardship” in his life.

Why would a good European keeper gotten back from the free kick he had jusy taken in front of the 18 and along the sideline? Are European keepers well-known to be better hustlers than most keepers?

Do any of those lines workb syllabically...or am I the only one having trouble hearing it?

Jesus. It wouldn’t be a Deadspin soccer article without some know-nothing calling ‘offside’ incorrectly.

Lol. Literally no one cares that you were kinda wrong or (ifI’m generous) really unclear with your first comment.

For me the issue isn’t so much snging along. Say the N word while you listen to JayZ

Context DOES.... So ask yourself, out of all the rap songs in all the world, why did they choose this one? Could it possibly be because the point of the song is to give white people permission to say that word?

Its my fav part of this story.

I don’t think lacrosse players are a race....

Honest question...If doing racist things doesn’t make you a racist, what does?

Corey and Corey’s brother are pretty cool, aren’t they.

Hey...did you guys know that Vlad once hit a pitch that bounced in front of the plate. (Aka the one the thing everyone knows about Vlad).

I always love this take, when 95% of “real” names are also just mushed together sounds with no meaning, too.

I bet this sounded like akiller burn in your head. But in reality not ever your conservative herdmates starred it.

Singing along to a song whose lyrics literally make fun of white people wanting to say the N word really bad.