Shit doesn’t fly. Ever. It’s inanimate. At best it could be thrown.

Counterpoint: Practice is the best time to practice things.

This is good kinja.

Calling to decide when and where to meet for drinks is definitely quicker.

Elway got lucky with Tebow, too. He booted Tebow because fans LOVED Tebow. It helped that Tebow kinda sucked. But if Tebow kept winning in Denver Elway wouldn’t have had complete control over that town anymore.

Who’s outraged?