"you're probably better off using the pussy spoon". Ain't that called a speculum, or something?

RIP Sarcasm

I kow, without the discipline a good beating provides Sterling's son might have grown up to be a criminal or a drug addict.

Cool story, bro.

Anyone who thinks Stern (and probably Jerry Buss as well) wasn't protecting Sterling from the press and the other owners all these years with the David Stern Whip of You'll Do What I Fucking Tell You And We'll Get Rich Together Or I Will Fucking Ruin You [(c) and (tm) David Stern] is delusional and/or high.

Shut the fuck up 93% of the time (margin of error +/- 7)

I don't think you're from Austin: http://gawker.com/having-grown-u…

I socialize at least 58% of the time. I can relate. You want to socialize?

That's kind of the point. Facebook originally was for college kids and that's where it should have stayed. At some point Zuckerberg decided he wanted the entire fucking world using this thing. And he made a lot of progress to that effect (1.2 billion users now supposedly), but people are starting to realize that this…

Yeah, okay, broseph. Take the thing the mean internet man said personally. Thanks for stopping by. The real world can't wait for you to join it.

"It's like having a Twitter feed populated by 500 people you can't stand"

Jesus not only do you start out by saying how forgetable you are but you confirm it by saying you dont even have a record of how forgetable you are. At least 20 years down the road if you had one picture on FB of you flopping on the ground like a fish out of water you have evidence that you were on this earth. But you…

How is this a more legally-sound justification than him settling the largest public housing discrimination case in United States history, just a few years ago? Or being sued by one of the NBA's greatest players for racial discrimination in how he runs his actual NBA franchise? You seriously mean to tell me that a…

11 of the 14 players on the Clipper roster willingly signed contract extensions to stay with the franchise. Doc Rivers left the Celtics to come aboard and help himself to Sterling's money. This is nothing new with him. His racism has been known for years. He settled a discrimination suit with the US Justice Dept. His…

If they go on strike, they don't get paid (and the NBA probably would also fine them). That's OK for guys like LeBron, but a surprising number of NBA players live paycheck to paycheck — due in part to supporting huge numbers of family members, among other things. Why should the players take the financial hit for…

If this actually happened the working people of the world would be the first people to turn on the players. The only thing they will see are a bunch of black millionaires whining about something and they will not be able to see past their own envy to support them. We still have fans digging in their heels about the…

Aww...

Was this inappropriate? Yes. But spare the me holier than thou from the Blues and their fans. There's a reason the Blues finished second in penalty minutes this year (1,162) and the Blackhawks finished 28th (699). David Backes himself has delivered plenty of dirty hits:

Yeah, you were awesome on the penalty kill last night.