Wait, they did something to the batteries? Why am I getting flashbacks of the early Boeing Dreamliner? 

How do you know she didn’t choose to wear that on her own?

I swear some people can’t wrap their head around the idea that some people have decided to make a living out of being the center of attention of some demographics.  

Wait till you hear about the cosplayer that sells her bathwater. 

Hopefully, some of that bacteria eats lead. 

Right for the wrong reasons -- Mother Theresa was a terrible human being that would get her rocks off of the suffering of others. 

Wonder how they would fare as outdoor basketball courts

you’re talking about the city that had riots for a year over busing kids in an effort to desegregate their schools

i thought they were proud of whom they were! guess they’re not so proud of their faces being out there!

The Rio Grande Valley has higher rates than DFW and Houston.

[insert Flash and his dangling penis running up a wall gif here]

I was hoping for a conversation on how Billie Eilish teamed up with Siberia Hills to rip off/bootleg/plagiarized known anime merchandise for their collaboration line. 

I live in south texas, where we’ve gotten heat advisory warnings from the NOAA every single day for the last 25 days because the heat index is 110F if not above — and I’m pretty comfortable sleeping at 80F at night.

My sleep/not at home settings are 80F, 78F when I’m at home -- Been doing it like that for years and…

He’ll never be truly accepted by these rich white men... he’s just gonna be their token black “friend” they speak of whenever they talk about not having racist bones in their bodies.

I’ll be concerned if Jay-Z, all of the sudden, starts to look like he’s made out of pepto, like Sammy Sosa 

I’ve been singing praises to the Popeyes’ new chicken sandwich for a while now -- it just turns out that I was not aware the sandwich was not a national item. 

The same people that say these protesters deserved being plunged into are the ones that were completely ok when the Bundy supporters were literally aiming their rifles at government agents.

She’s about to find out where Ray Gricar is. 

Neither are Saiyan powers... 

I can’t wait for the barstool legal counsel to come and say “knock it off and delete those tweets” and so that Portnoy can later pretend none of that happened.

Yep, was just thinking the same -- I’d hear their ads on nerdy podcasts and it’s not just till now that I realized that I have not in a while. I guess I chalked it to such ads becoming background noise my brain just ignores. 

Well, Katy Perry is also involved in a fight with nuns over their property, so I ain’t surprised.