I can get the 26 mpg on highway on my ridgeline, sometimes even up to 28mpg depending on driving conditions — but 22mpg on the ridgeline in city driving is complete bullshit.

I’d rather be constipated for a week than shit using that. 

Is Jack Crosbie gonna do one for this primatologist, or is he reserving his judgment for the uppity black science man?

There’s a reason why the Tylenol Bill was passed in the first place. 

I mean, just because you hate Endless Eight doesn’t mean you should kill people...

(Endless Eight was airing around this time 10 years ago)

I’m still shocked how bipolar the NYT can be — on one hand, they got good stuff like The Daily, on the other hand, they love to mince words and run shitty op-eds by Bret Stephens

This article explains it better than I could.

Yes. 

There’s a handful of articles on them, these are just two of them

Haven’t listened to them in the longest time, but when I used to, half of the show was wasted in banalities rather than the actual murder; and when they started to talk about the murder, everything was made a joke — which might be a “me” problem rather than a “them” problem if I’m looking to get something more…

Before this, I had never heard of them, and after reading this, I want to place them next to My Favorite Murder in the place where they truly belong: the trash. 

If he was thinking of his child’s safety, he’d not have a shit-eating grin on his face! 

Looks like this seagull was rolling around in several pounds of Cheetos 

I’ve have understood Mr. Cukor’s apprehension towards trespassers, given his father died to one, if it wasnt for his shit-eating grin as he makes the call.

i like to put picante sauce on my latkes, does that count? 

I pass off as white, but I’m multiracial (mexican and jewish predominantly) . If I were to choose POC price, do I need to bring my begats? 

dont forget to add mouth wash, and another case of ice cream tampering

Technically, properties are also lines drawn on a map, just on a different scale. Following that logic, I should be allowed to go into your house, right? I mean, it’s just a line drawn on a map. 

We just had a streak of 10 days with heat indexes above 110F and UV index of 11+

So... tell me again about the weather being nice.

Driving in real life like it was a video game.