Bert, is he elite?

And then everyone clapped.

Bullets are cheap and easy.

I was commenting more on the fact that someone said their rural Minnesota friends never got shot by cops but owned guns more than I was affirming the cops story. But since the gun has been recovered and kid might survive I’m guessing we will find out what happened.

The primary difference here is that they were white.

Any of your white buddies ever throw a shot at a cop? Didn’t think so. I guess that might be the primary difference, not the white part.

Well that settles it for me then. I wasn’t sure beforehand so I’ve been waiting for Lebrons endorsement.

Hate to break this to you sporto,but the guy in the suit, was (so not to further roil your sensitive feelings). A “person of color”.

Then you have never visited either, and assume that your life experience and place of residence render you fit to levy such judgment.

We call that ethnocentrism, and it’s poor thought wherever and whenever it occurs. Congratulations on being the same demon you seek to strike.

Fact 9 in 2 women are raped 500 times a day and the rapist is given a high five by the judge.

And so it was on September 28 in the year of our lord 2016 AD that the anointed one did stepeth to the plate and, with one fell swoop, he doth smote the evil leather sphere, thus fulfilling the prophecy that he shall be the one to rise up and leadeth the righteous forces of the Metopolitians from the New Kingdom of…

A republican co-worker brought up the debates last night. She said-did you notice that Hillary said she wouldn’t accept him as president if he won but Trump said he would accept her? That’s the only thing she focused on. I’m completely flummoxed.

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

I grew up in West Allis. My family’s own homestead was around 76th and Greenfield, adjacent from State Fair Park. I lived further out in West Allis. I’ve not lived in WI for over 25 years now, and I miss Milwaukee a lot. And if I lived there now, I’d LOVE to live downtown. But one of the things unsaid is that one of…

If you think it’s bad now, old Milwaukee is an even shittier bucket of piss.

Great college lines very often mask future mediocre NFL runners. They help out runners like a high angle selfie helps a fat girl on dating site.

She’s hopelessly devoted to...the story that he fell off a boat and is still missing...

“You’re The Pun That I Want...”

“Yeah it was very hard. He was lost at sea and nobody really knows what happened...It’s human to wonder. But you know, those are the things in life you have to accept and let go. Because whenever you go through difficult times, there’s always those concerns. But I live on.”