Things I will always remember about Peanut:

Loved watching this guy play. Hope to see him back on the CHI sidelines as a DBs coach teaching those youngsters the Peanut Punch. #beardown

Type of boyfriend every girl want.

He’s got killer instincts and is elusive in the open field

Did she take too long to order?

So....spittoon, you say? Just curious... That is, A friend of mine is curious how you came to know about such an event? And if you knew, perhaps, where he might find out more?

I’m 38 and I give myself hand jobs nearly every day.

I have a string on my dog. It's very shaggy. The dog, not the string.

So long as I have a napkin to wipe the complacency off my tie, then I’ll order what you’re having!

Considering that his (drippy Halloween font) ALLEGED sexual assault took place in mile-high Colorado, best not to utilize the attitude/altitude linguistic similarity.

As opposed to Draymond Green, who, when asked about Cam Robinson by an opponent on the court, got testes.

Not if they make their free throws, it doesn’t. It’s a calculated risk, same as the intentional base-on-balls.

The only way you’re right is if the batter can refuse the intentional walk. Trading a free base to avoid a dangerous hitter is no different from trading a foul and free throws to avoid a gimme basket. In both cases, the offending team judges the “penalty” to be less damaging than not committing the offense.

“Still pleaded for fewer fifths than I have.” - Vin Baker

Didn’t Apocryphal Suplex open for Disturbed and Slipknot at The Naperville Rib-fest in ‘’09?

I don’t know about you, but I take comfort in that.

Don’t worry, pardner. Somewhere, out there, there’s a guy takin’ it easy for all of us. Keepin’ that dream alive. A hero. A dude.

Even more sad, your use of ‘sadder’. #commoncoreftw

I am a male bartender and I believe that it is good advice for all people to not get so drunk that you are no longer in control of yourself and what might happen to you. I recognize my male privilege that I can more easily get wasted and toddle back to my sketchy neighborhood. But even so, I can be assaulted, mugged…

That’s a 6-2 double play to the layperson.