Ha!

Trump will win.

His tax returns = Obama’s birth certificate.

If Raiders fans travel so well, what the hell are they doing in Baltimore?

I’m glad you brought her up Lester.

Must have been a rough wedding band.

14 year old car jackers are highly credible too.

This isn’t a robber, it is an attempted murderer.

Will the GED classes be enough to bring those animals to heal?

It was probably that sly Fox throwing a banana peel on the field.

Yeah, but did he stand during the Anthem?

If you are the only one that can hear the whistle, you might be the dog.

I was going to comment here but I took one shot of Jaegermeister for every “Chicago” in this post and now I am dead.

A non-existent sex tape. Seriously, the man can’t judge what a sex tape is.

He fucked that pig.

They stoned Mary in the park and they turned that one dude into a pillar of salt.

Are you saying Dr.Luke raped someone 11 years ago and has not raped anyone since?

Meh,

This generation will probably be glad that the 24 hour surveillance cameras weren’t running yet.

Columbian brothers.