What would Dilfer do?

+1 Welcome Back!

You would be lucky to get out of life alive.

Did Tom Tupa go to Harvard too?

Is Naje Davenport available?

+ one sweet 17 year old.

Are you suggesting that Montgomery had anal intercourse with the football?

Stanford man.

I hope no dogs were injured in this shooting, that would be tragic.

I thought Canada had tough gun laws.

Remember this from the wife’s video?

It was a tweet not the Magna Carta.

Yeah, we get it, if it was an Hispanic, it’s Trump’s fault, if it was a Muslim it is Bush’s fault and if it is a white guy, all white men are evil.

Yeah, but will they be as good after Brady divorces Angelina?

RAKEYIA SCOTT: Keith, get out the car. Keith! Keith! Don’t you do it! Don’t you do it! Keith!

Sure, let’s completely ignore the violation of the nudity terms of service and go right for the racist claims.

Yep. Hopefully it does the job.

You make fun of Ditka’s hair but make no mention of Kaepernick’s.

AgeEighty is in the lede.

Best $17.22 you have ever spent.