+ 1 dead woman.

I heard once that Fitzpatrick went to Harvard too.

I agree. Ambulance chasers.

When I turned 44, I asked myself how far ESPN could punt a football.

No!

It’s Official, Hillary Clinton Is the First Woman to Become a Major Party Presidental Candidate

Can’t you even say it rhymes with Smis Cruwe?

Names, Bigjack, we need names.

The rich get richer. It’s the law of land.

I wasn’t there, were you?

Do you mean like calling Donald Trump “Drumpf” and thinking you are the most clever 14 year old on the playground?

I think he knew it would be posted on Deadspin and wanted to keep it contectual to their site.

She has bruises. She is/was Elliott’s girlfriend.

Well, it was in Columbus so maybe they are big Cowboys fans in Brown’s territory.

That’s a character that actress plays. You do realize that they are different people, right?

Non-accurate journalist hoping that you don’t click through to find out the truth elsewhere?

I ain’t sayin she’s a gold digger...

I have a daughter so this is wrong.

Vote vagina.

They are gonna be pissed if they find out she isn’t a journalist.