Three out of 330 million. This might be the end of the United States civilization as we know it.

If grandma had wheels she would be a wagon.

That escalated quickly.

Yes, but did he add any privilege to the super special powerful gay?

Maybe you’re inadequate...

I would like to buy the 1's in the website code but not the 0's.

No, he signed with the Diamondbacks, not the Cardinals.

Throw a small piece of porcelain at the glass and it will shatter.

Are you telling me that if his ex-wife would have reported the DV, Mateen potentially does not get security clearance to buy the AR-15?

That was pretty good gun control.

Obama could ban all prop guns today if he wanted to.

If only Ron Goldman was packing heat.

Looserville - population you.

She’s not a true feminist because she married a man.

Crooked Hillary is calling for censorship!

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So, a poor man’s Tony Kukoc?

Bernie didn’t lose the election, the super delegates.

And why are they qualifying scripted TV shows and not counting all shows?