Where was Johnny Manziel this weekend?

Game. Blouses.

Ms. Moskovitz was recently raped at Baylor. A law suit is pending against Baylor for the, ahem, deterioration of Ms’ writing skills.

4 out of 5 women are being raped today at Baylor.

Let’s make up a whole bunch to the narrative of this story.

Keep your chin up little fellow, only seven more days of high school.

Your struggle is real.

You are so racism.

In a press release Ms. Moskovitz has stated that she will not be happy until all males that go to Baylor have died in a fire.....follow up release.......all males that have EVER gone to Baylor.......no wait, all Baptists must die as well.

What criminal acts has Ken Starr been charged with?

Getting your dick sucked by a willing participant: worthy of impeachment

But he is a rich, entitled athlete and was able to get a Zika abortion in Detroit.

Pro pantelones!

Her mother said the girl went to the boys bathroom to talk to a boy she had a crush on. She said the boy wanted sex, and her daughter complied. Then, word got out.

Meh, Erdogan is a Demir İnşaat Büyükçekmece fan anyway...

Zika virus.

But let’s keep saying that Trump has small hands.

But, did the ex-girlfriend have a gun too?

He shot him in the abdomen. Under the circumstances, that is pretty good gun control.

Well, shame on you for expecting information in a Sam Eifling post.