But let’s keep saying that Trump has small hands.

But, did the ex-girlfriend have a gun too?

He shot him in the abdomen. Under the circumstances, that is pretty good gun control.

Well, shame on you for expecting information in a Sam Eifling post.

How about “New Orleans”?

The millennials invented Hitler.

You could always just stop reading Gawker.

Ryne Sandberg is the greatest second baseman of all time.

How far can you punt a football?

But an old white guy said it.

I did Nazi that coming.

which makes me wonder whether Sacca and my Jewish mother are actually the same person?

I’m not sure of your point or if you have one.

I always hate these comparisons of eras because there is no way of proving either hypothesis.

Bobby, I understand that you are pandering here but could you be a bigger piece of shit? Seriously.

Who’s the father of the 4 year old? The friend or the uncle?

Magic is the Tim McCarver of the NBA.

Serenity now!

You aren’t required to have car insurance unless you have a car.

I’m pretty sure there are already laws on the books for the picture you are trying to paint.